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Ranked #167 of 583 on X

Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@_pilliin_
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsB
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
Not a RobotA
YapperD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.33/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Some posts were clearly meant to be funny. The teacher can confirm they were meant to be."

Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

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@_pilliin_ on X: GPA 3.33 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Not a Robot (A), weakest Shitposting (C). Teacher's comment: "Some posts were clearly meant to be funny. The teacher can confirm they were meant to be.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.