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"Solid foundation of original thinking with some load-bearing inspiration from elsewhere."
Enrolled in Advanced Bits. The teacher is expecting improvement.
Back for summer session. Bring a notebook and lower expectations.
@_ozqn_ on X: GPA 3.50 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Sincerity (A), weakest Original Posts (B). Teacher's comment: "Solid foundation of original thinking with some load-bearing inspiration from elsewhere.".
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Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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