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Ranked #396 of 555 on X

Doomscroll District School

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STUDENT@_michaelfallon
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
RagebaitD
SincerityB
ShitpostingF
Not a RobotB
Talking in ClassA
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.00/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Community participation is outstanding. The original thinking has been postponed."

Reply guy: more time in other people's threads than in their own.

Enrolled in Replying to Things. Original posts not yet on file.

Not the grade anyone wanted. See the card for specifics.

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@_michaelfallon on X: GPA 3.00 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (F). Teacher's comment: "Community participation is outstanding. The original thinking has been postponed.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.