Official grade slip

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Doomscroll District School

reportcard.lol · SEMESTER: Fall 2026

STUDENT@228emiry

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsC

RagebaitD

SincerityA+

ShitpostingD

Not a RobotA+

YapperF

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.32/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Jokes attempted at a rate that suggests confidence. The confidence is the whole post."

F in Yapper means they say it and stop.

Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.

Summer school. Show up, do the reading, try new things.

PARENT SIGNATURE

Captionjust got my report card and it says: sincere student. what does yours say?reportcard.lol/r/x/228emiry

Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.