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"Executes the bit reliably. The bit doesn't always deserve the execution."
Enrolled in the shitposting seminar. Attendance is the only requirement.
Honor roll. Please try not to let it affect your posting habits.
@_can1357 on X: GPA 3.83 out of 4.30, honor roll. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Shitposting (B). Teacher's comment: "Executes the bit reliably. The bit doesn't always deserve the execution.".
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Sign the slip if you like. The signature stays on this device.
Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.
What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.
What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.
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