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STUDENT@kgaroo_works
HOMEROOMAura Farming
SUBJECTGRADE
Original PostsA
Emoji RestraintA
RagebaitC
SincerityB
ShitpostingC
AttendanceD
SUMMER SCHOOL
GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.83/ 4.30
TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Somewhere between funny and 'I see what you were going for.' Both are documented."

Assigned to personal narrative studies. The protagonist is accounted for.

Summer school. The feedback has been detailed. The teacher wishes luck.

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@kgaroo_works on Threads: GPA 2.83 out of 4.30, summer school. Best subject Original Posts (A), weakest Attendance (D). Teacher's comment: "Somewhere between funny and 'I see what you were going for.' Both are documented.".

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How grading works

Your grades measure how your posts read, not how popular they are. A high follower count doesn't help you here.

What counts: saying something specific instead of vague, making a point that isn't restated common knowledge, sounding like a real person, and being at least a little funny.

What doesn't count: follower numbers, likes, how many replies you get. The grade is about what you say when you do post.